The phlegm of a female deer
A typical mis-typing of ‘does not’ is ‘doe snot’. Google this for some funny sentences, particularly when viewed in their truncated search-results form:
“Garage Door opener doe snot close the door” (It’s a new lubricant. Works great)
“suspend doe snot work when X is running” (I try to suspend doe snot work at every opportunity)
“The PC doe snot boot” (There’s a hose out the back you can use for that)
“Widows Explorer doe snot open” (and when it does, it works like doe snot)
“Windows Media Player doe snot work” (seems to be pretty cervid and gummy up there in Redmond)
“Autumn Doe Snot Return” (It’s inevitable, I’m afraid)
“view doe snot copy” (or if you’d prefer to see the original doe snot…)
“Extreme 2000 doe snot show anything” (Extreme doe snot?)
“For Everone Who Doe Snot Like Me” (Hmm)
“Doe snot wirth the money” (That one’s from a hotel review)
“my subwoofer doe snot make any sound” (that’s because it has exceptional muffling effects)
“thanks - but no this doe snot help” (and neither did the buffalo snot)
“My niece is going to court for DWI and doe snot have a attorney” (Yikes. Just one shot of doe snot will put you over the legal limit)
“A team hat doe snot communicate and talk to each other about what the next move will be is going to lose.” (Mostly because doe snot makes a lousy hat)
“quality doe snot seem to suffer” (the cheap stuff, though, bounces right back!)
“instead just doe snot load the page” (that’s if you have no intention of ever reading it again)
“They only have a peace-keeping force that doe snot compbat terror” (Now why didn’t the UN think of this first?)
“remember that doe snot give you the right to be condescending and cocky” (or snotty)
“to ensure development doe snot” (this is critical for societal progress)
“Anarchy doe snot equal chaos” (Capitalist doe snot is worse, though)
“OH WAIT IT DOE SNOT FIT IN MY IPHONE” (That was the last call she made from that phone)
“As long as Valve doe snot articficially raise the dollar prices for people from Europe I still prefer Steam” (I’m watching the exchange rate and keeping my fingers crossed)
“the little bit of static that may be in the background doe snot” (which is kind of like the background cosmic radiation - it’s everywhere)